Stupid Blonde Joke

by flow
(Canada)


(Visitor's blonde joke):

Q: Why do blondes have square boobs?
A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box!

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Blonde Dolly Parton Quote
by: JilliMilli

Being blonde myself I'm not all that hot for the all the stupid blonde jokes. I also think I've heard them all by now. I hadn't heard that one, though.

Here's a quotes from a famous blonde:

Blonde Dolly Parton Quote

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb ... and I also know that I'm not blonde.
~ Dolly Parton ~

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The Blonde Robber!

by Anonymous

(Visitor's very funny joke):

There was a blonde, redhead, and brunette. They decided that they were going to steal some jewelry from a near-by house, but they got caught.

When the redhead was cornered by the cops she said,"Look a tornado!" Well they looked and she escaped.

The brunette was the next to be cornered and she said,"Listen! It's an earthquake!" The stupid cops looked around and she escaped.

Then the blonde was cornered. "FIRE!" she screamed ... so they fired.

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The Wishing Cliff!

by Anonymous

(Visitor's very funny joke):

There was a blonde, a redhead, and brunette. They went to a wishing cliff because they heard that when you say a wish, it comes true.

So the redhead went first and she said "I wish I was a robin so I could swoop down and eat my pray." So she turned into a robin and flew away.

The brunette was next and she said, "I wish I was an eagle so I could soar through the sky with pleasure," so she spread her brand new wings and flew away.

Then came the blonde. She decided to have a running start. So she stepped back a few steps, started running, tripped over a rock, fell down the cliff, and said, "CRAP!" and she turned into a piece of crap.

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Blondes with Burgers!

by Mark Goodwin
(Liecstershire)

(Visitor's very funny joke):

Question: What do you call a row of little plastic women with blonde hair and burgers?

Answer: A barbie queue!

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Funny Brunette Joke

by JilliMilli

(Visitor's Funny Brunette Joke):

A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.

"I doubt that very much," says the doctor. "Show me."

She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. On and on it goes.

After some time the doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"

She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm really a blonde."

"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."

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Barbie Joke

by Svend Eriksen
(Copenhagen, Denmark)

(Visitor's barbie jokes):

A mother asked her little girl, Lucy, what she'd like for Christmas.

"I want a Barbie and G.I. Joe," said Lucy.

"But I thought that Barbie comes with Ken," said the mother.

"No, mom" answered Lucy, her tone of voice suggesting that she was exasperated with the awful ignorance of grownups, "Barbie comes with G.I. Joe. She fakes it with Ken."

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