Very Funny Weird Duck Joke about ... Shall We Say ... Duck Soup

by No Name
(Nowhere)

(Visitor's very funny weird duck joke:)

A woman taking a walk in the woods was surprised to have a small white duck covered in shit waddle into her path looking mighty distressed.

She too pity on it and cleaned it off with a Kleenex. The cleaned up duck looked relieved and waddled on, and the woman continued her walk - only to be surprised as another small white duck waddled out into the path, covered in shit.

So, the woman took out another Kleenex and cleaned that one off, too. It waddled off, happy to be clean, and the woman continued the walk - only to be very surprised by a third shit covered little white duck.

Beginning to feel a bit tired of all the dirty work and wondering what the heck was going on, the woman cleaned off the duck and continued her walk. A few moments later a man's voice called out to her from somewhere inside the forest:

"Hey lady, out there on the path. Yes, you. Have you got any Kleenex?"

"Well no," the woman answered, "not anymore!"

"Damn," the man said, "I guess I'll just have to use another duck, then."