Large, Exquisite Top Beer Ads
and Commercials Gallery

• Lean back and enjoy these top beer ads from some of the world's top beer brands!
• These clever ads are either funny, sexy, mysterious, beautiful or provocative all depending on the viewer, you! 

• That's the great thing about art and life for that matter: Nothing is anything before you decide it so! The choice is always yours!

• Okay, that was VERY philosophical, let's get on with these great beer ads!

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Improvise!
Brahma beer ads - picture of an electric guitar!

Improvise!
Brahma beer commercial - A boat on the beach filled up with Brahma beers!

Improvise!
Another example of the funny beer ads from Brahma. A dog tied to a pole with a bikini leash. One nation. In motion!

Brahma beer commercial featuring Brahma beer bottle in the center of orange peacock feathers.

Who are you, where the hell am I and why are my clothes hanging from the ceiling fan! and Hello, it's me. I know it's really late but you haven't returned my calls and I miss you so call me!
Top beer ads from Buckler - Two beer glasses with words and letters inside.

Vitamine Buckler 0,00!
A funny Buckler beer ad for non-alcoholic beer. A pregnant bottle!

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait!
An example of Guinnes ads - Three glasses of Guinness - the more you wait, the less foam!

Good Things Come to Those Who Wait!
Great beer commercial from Guinness featuring Einstein and patience!

Guinness beer ad with a glass that looks like a pair of female legs.

Beer ads from Guinness - A glass that looks like a woman's face.

Guinness beer commercial promoting drinking responsibly! Picture of stop signs.

Probably a banana. Probably the best beer in the world!
A clean and smooth Carlsberg beer ad!

Probably a rabbit. Probably the best beer in the world!
Another Carlsberg beer commercial!

The Summer Starts Here!
An example of the beautiful green Danish Tuborg beer commercials - a picture of a beer capsule that looks like a fish .

The Summer Starts Here!
Another Tuborg beer commercial featuring a capsule. This time it looks like a cute seahorse.

An interesting ad from Tuborg. The question is what is it? A spider, a Rorschach ink test, a microphone ... the choice is yours!

Pinky Restraint!
Further this funny Miller High Life Innovations beer commercial says: "I'm a hoity toity fancy pants and you are all unworthy of my company. Yes, one little finger can say all that. But now there's help. For those afflicted with an uppity digit there's the new Pinky Restraint from High Life Innovations"!

Decrossifier!
Another example of the hilariously funny Miller High Life beer commercials. Further this one says: "For some folks (no one we personally know) leg-crossing is a bad habit. The Decrossifier gently trains away those magnetic knees, un-sophisticating the crosser and thus making him more eligible for the High Life."

Collar Clips!
The last great beer ad from Miller beer. This one says: "We're not in Eastern Europe. This isn't an 80's teen comedy full of pastels and learner's permits. No. You're in America, Sailor. And here an unpturned collar makes your shoulders look like you're giving birth to a tourist. Forged from high grade tin HLI Collar Clips keep those flaps down and your credibility intact.

Lumberjacks Give Them the Grunt of Approval!
An example of North Peak beer commercials. Brewing North Peak Company. Brewed up North. Picture of an orange autumn forest with a little stream.

The Top of the Beer Chain!
Another North Peak beer ad. Picture of a little forest lake. Brewing North Peak Company. Brewed up North.

Nature Weeds out the Weak and the Watered Down!
Yet another example of top beer ads from North Peak beer. Picture of a little stream. Brewing North Peak Company. Brewed up North.

October 31st. Enjoy the scariest night of the year!
Funny Heineken beer ad picturing every man's nightmare: one's hand goes through the bottle!

Heineken Halloween Night! Sounds Good!
Another example of funny Heineken beer commercials. Frankenstein uses the bolt on his neck to open his Heineken beer. Heineken. Sponsor Ufficiale di Heineken.

Heineken Halloween Night! Sounds Good!
Heineken beer commercials with Death having a sip from a Heineken beer. Heineken. Sponsor Ufficiale di Heineken.

Turns Game into a Masterpiece!
Beautiful but slightly morbid Super Bock Beer ads. This example of the beer ads is a picture of a woman with various game bird feathers arranged as a decorative hat.

Anther Super Bock beer commercial featuring a woman wearing funny stuff on her head - this time an oyster hat.

Super Bock alcohol ads - Well, what can you say? They are original these artistic Super Bock ads. Beautiful woman with strange black hair.

Nova Schin Nonalcoholic!
A good example of the originality of Nova Schin ads - The letters are still clear as the Nova Schin beer is non-alcoholic!

Non Alcoholic Nova Schin!
Nova Schin beer commercial. Picture of a pregnant woman in bikini drinking her beer safely.

Non Alcoholic Nova Schin!
Nova Schin ads with pregnant women - another pregnant woman enjoying a big glass of Nova Schin beer!

A simple golden and black eye pleasing beer ad from Nova Schin. The disco girl's hair is like a moist, cold beer glass!

A Nova Schin beer commercial made in the same artistic vein. This time with a 70's disco boy!

Warning! Anti-Climb Paint! The Far East's most Desirable Export Since 1932!
A Tiger Beer ad painted in classic Asian style. Featuring a boat with lots of beer boxes on the deck.

Here's to Europe!
An example of top beer ads from Ursus. The pouring of the beer in the glass causes the beer to form the map of Europe!

No comments are really necessary!

Pour Homme!
A funny Stella Artois beer ad making fun of perfume ads. Man holding a bottle just like he would hold a perfume bottle in a typical perfume ad!

Now Open! New Pub! Beer Point!
A funnily manipulated Stella Artois beer ad! Man holding a beer glass in his widely open mouth!

A difficult to interpret Stella Artois beer ad: A flat green bottle with two black clock hands that look like a Salvador Dali moustache!

Skol beer ads. We're still in the challenging zone as regards interpretation. This beer ad with a woman bending down to drink from an office water fountain looks funny but unfortunately we here at Quotescoop don't speak the language!

No Matter What Happens. The Day of Primus with Your Buddies Is the Day of Primus with Your Buddies!
Primus beer ads with young people partying on on a raft with sharks ominously lurking in the water!

No Matter What Happens. The Day of Primus with Your Buddies Is the Day of Primus with Your Buddies!
Primus beer ads. Another funny picture of young people still partying in the middle of chaos and disaster - here during what looks like an alien attack.

Beer Helping Ugly People Having Sex Since 1862!
An old example of top beer ads. A black and white picture of a man holding a big jug of beer.

Well, You Wouldn't Want a Warm Beer, Would You?
Funny beer ads from Foster's Beer. Woman holding her glass of beer in the cooling shadow under another woman's big breast.

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