The Wishing Cliff!

by Anonymous

(Visitor's very funny joke):

There was a blonde, a redhead, and brunette. They went to a wishing cliff because they heard that when you say a wish, it comes true.

So the redhead went first and she said "I wish I was a robin so I could swoop down and eat my pray." So she turned into a robin and flew away.

The brunette was next and she said, "I wish I was an eagle so I could soar through the sky with pleasure," so she spread her brand new wings and flew away.

Then came the blonde. She decided to have a running start. So she stepped back a few steps, started running, tripped over a rock, fell down the cliff, and said, "CRAP!" and she turned into a piece of crap.