The Blonde Robber!
by Anonymous
(Visitor's very funny joke):
There was a blonde, redhead, and brunette. They decided that they were going to steal some jewelry from a near-by house, but they got caught.
When the redhead was cornered by the cops she said,"Look a tornado!" Well they looked and she escaped.
The brunette was the next to be cornered and she said,"Listen! It's an earthquake!" The stupid cops looked around and she escaped.
Then the blonde was cornered. "FIRE!" she screamed ... so they fired.