Six Silly Puns and Groaners

by john-john
(Brisbane)

(Visitor's silly puns and groaners):

Inspired by Ringo's comment on the Chinese Duck joke elswhere on this page ... where he was using some really bad puns, I thought I'd chip in with more bad buns, sorry, puns:

A Wolf in sheep's clothing is a wear-wool-f.

Priests who think themselves good at their job surely have an altar ego.

Did you hear about the X-ray specialist who married one of his patients?
Everybody wondered what he saw in her.

How do you make a cigarette lighter?
Give it a good think now ...
The answer is simple:
You take out all the tobacco.

The shop assistant asked whether I wanted it measured in Pounds or Kilos, so I just told him that either weigh would do.

Local Area Network in Australia: the LAN down under.