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Short Hilarious Jokes & Funny One Line Jokes• Here is a collection of short hilarious jokes that we consider some of the best one line jokes.• As we want no one to leave our site still feeling hungry, we have a bit of something for every taste: • Now go for them, and catch those funny phrases as they explode to your delight!
- Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom while getting a rise. - Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher. - Oral sex makes one's day, but anal sex makes one's hole weak. - If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong! - Sex is like vacation....it never lasts long enough. - If you don't believe in oral sex, keep your mouth shut. For more short hilarious jokes on the same topic see Some Really Funny Short Jokes about Sex on the page Really Funny Short Jokes.
-The most precious thing we have is life. Yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. - Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with. - Your strength lies in your continued belief that what you just ate was indeed duck. - At the feast of ego, everyone leaves hungry. - If you continue to live in the past, your life is history. - The mind is like a parachute; it works much better when it's open. - When you harbour bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere. - Misfortune is the kind of fortune that never misses. For more Short Hilarious Jokes on a similar topic see Really Funny Quick Jokes about Life on the page Really Funny Quick Jokes.
- A politician is a man who stands for what he thinks the voters will fall for.
- Leftists are among the first to speak of their rights. - The honest politician. Take my advice; I don't use it anyway. - It's tough being a politician. Half your reputation is ruined by lies the other half is ruined by the truth! - Honesty in politics is much like oxygen. The higher up you go, the scarcer it becomes. - Crime is merely politics without the excuses. - The reason they bury politicians 26 feet under is because deep down they're nice guys. - A politician is one who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after. For more short hilarious jokes on the same topic see Some Really Funny Short Jokes About Politicians and Governments on the page Really Funny Short Jokes.
- A day without sunshine is like, well, night. - Never forget that you are unique, just like everybody else! - Tis better to be pissed off than pissed on. - He who refuses to listen, is lying. - It is better to be looked over than overlooked. - The young know the rules, the old know the exceptions. For more short hilarious jokes on at related topic see Best Short Jokes Ever - Shocking Truths on the page Best Short Jokes Ever.
- Getting sick at the airport, could be a terminal illness.
- If at first you don’t succeed, parachuting is not for you. - An 'Aeroplane Blonde' is one who has bleached her hair but still has a 'black box'. - People who say they never fart, are full of hot air. - No one has ever complained of a parachute not opening. - Two wrongs may not make a right; but two Wrights made an airplane.
- Never test the depth of the water with both feet. - Do not argue with spouse who is packing your parachute. - Live each day as if it were your last, because someday it will be. For more short hilarious jokes on a related topic see Very Short Jokes that Hit the Dead Centre on the page Very Short Jokes.
- I feel like I'm diagonally parked in a parallel universe. - He's not dead, he's electroencephalographically challenged. - Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.
- Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.
- Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill? It ran out of juice. - A gay man with diarrhoea is called juicy fruit! - The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple. - Why did the blond get fired from the banana plantation? Because she threw out all the bent ones. - "Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree. For more hilarious jokes on a related 'food' topic see Very Short Jokes from Our Salad Days on the page Very Short Jokes.
- A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. - The very first doctor of dermatology, had to start from scratch. - Gynaecologist and the pizza delivery man are very much alike... both get to smell the goods, but neither one can eat it. - A practical nurse is one who marries a wealthy, terminally ill patient. - What do gynaecologists and pizza delivery men have in common? They always get to sniff it, but never get to eat it. - Argument between pharmacist and a patient is called a pill owe fight. You like 'quickies'? These short funny jokes make out the 'cherry' of the cake! 'Confucius Say' funny quotes are funny one line jokes that have everything to do with fun and nothing to do with Confucius! What funny one liners lack in length, they win in fun - so prepare for a good laugh! Also some great random funny jokes. Great Car Jokes and Funny Driving Jokes: Automotive Humor at Its Best If you want to read more about personal development, self improvement, self help, motivation, inspiration & spirituality, you can do so at Soren Lauritzen's other two websites (the names say it all): Go to the top of this page about Short Hilarious Jokes Go to the Quotescoop.com Homepage |
