Several Slightly Stupid Silly Jokes

by Beatrice H.
(Hamburg (Germany))

(Visitor's slightly stupid silly jokes:)

Blessed are the pure ... for they shall inhibit the earth.

Definition of lazy: Putting corn for popping into pancakes to make them turn themselves over.

If you lend a friend a hundred dollars and you never see him or her again ... it's worth it.

One ancient Egyptian to another: "Who was that lady I saw you with last night?"
Second ancient Egyptian: "That was no lady, that was my mummy!"

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
Hailing a cab.

I used to snore so loud, I'd wake myself up, but I've solved that problem ... I sleep in the next room now.