Funny Brunette Joke
by JilliMilli
(Visitor's Funny Brunette Joke):
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body hurts wherever she touches it.
"I doubt that very much," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony. She pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams. On and on it goes.
After some time the doctor says, "You're not really a brunette are you?"
She says, "No, I dyed my hair. I'm really a blonde."
"I thought so," he says. "Your finger is broken."