Father in a Fist Fight

by Jeremy
(New York)

(Visitor's father jokes):

A small boy came running up to a policeman, yelling, "Please come with me, my dad is in a fight!"

The officer followed the boy to a bar where three men were involved in a violent fist fight.

"OK, son," said the cop, "now which one is your father?"

"I don't know," said the boy, "That's what they're fighting about!"