Duck! More Duck Jokes Coming!

by Andrew P.
(Down Under)

(Visitor's very funny crazy duck jokes:)

I found your duck jokes and I liked them. I love duck jokes. I have got a couple for you as well:

Which side of the Duck has the most feathers?
The outside!

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A duck walks into a bar, hops up on a bar stool, looks up at the bar tender and says "I'll have a beer".

The bartender says "Hey! You can talk! Where did you come from?"

The duck replies, "I'm working the construction site across the street."

And the bartender says, "Well, what are you doing, working construction when you could be making millions on TV or in the circus?"

And the duck shakes his tiny head and replies, "No, no. What would TV or the circus want with a brick layer?"

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A duck walks into a pharmacy, and asks for Chapstick. The cashier says, "Cash or check?" and the duck says, "Just put it on my bill."

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Why do ducks fly south for the winter? Because it's too far to walk.

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