Crazy Questions, Crazy Replies!
by Siamak
(Visitor's very funny joke): - I was home late and dialed the buzzer. Dad said "You coming?" I replied "No way! Was just checking that the buzzer works well at 2 am." - A granny asked me when standing at the end of a queue, "Are you the last person?" I replied "No way! There are 2 invisible men behind me!" - I asked my mom to pass me the honey bottle, when she asked, "Wanna eat some?" I replied "No way! I'm just a bee that wants to see the color of my shit." - When trying to park in a vacant site, another driver asked me, "Going to park?" I replied "No way! Just testing the rear gear and mirrors." - When I entered the elevator a neighbor asked, "A morning ride up?" I replied "No way! Just wanna check if the 450 kg weight limit is correct." |
