Chinese Duck Joke

by Millie Jones
(Wales, UK)

(Visitor's very funny silly duck joke:)

You like duck jokes? I've got one for you:

A couple go to a Chinese restaurant and order chop suey. The waiter brings out a pot with a lid but the couple don't get around to eating, because every so often the lid lifts up a tiny bit and a tiny pair of eyes peer out at the couple.

Finally, the stunned man calls the waiter over, points out the weird situation, and says, "No matter what, we're not going to eat that. Are you sure that's chop suey?"

"Oh I'm sorry sir," the waiter replies, "That's my mistake - I've brought you Peking duck."