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Best Short Jokes Ever - Really Funny Short Hilarious Jokes• Here is a collection of the best short jokes ever - carefully handpicked for your delight! Best Short Jokes Ever About Condoms ~ Condom Jokes - Don't let your affection give you an infection. Put some protection on that erection. - Always wear Stealth condoms ... they'll never see you coming. - To reuse a condom, turn it inside out and shake the f*ck out of it! - Condoms should be used on every conceivable occasion. - What do condoms and cameras have in common? They both capture the moment. - What do you do with a year's worth of used condoms? Melt them, turn them into tire and call it a goodyear. - What did the penis say to the condom? "Cover me I'm going in!"
- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. - It used to be only death and taxes were inevitable. Now, of course, there's shipping and handling, too. - Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math. - If a tax man and a lawyer were both drowning and you could only save one, would you go to lunch or read the paper? - What do cannibal tax advisors do after their office Christmas dinner? Toast their clients! - Taxes: Of life's two certainties, the only one for which you can get an automatic extension. - The difference between the short and long income tax forms is simple. If you use the short form, the government gets your money. If you use the long form, your accountant gets your money. - People often say death and taxes are the same, but this is wrong. Death is a taxable event, but taxes never die. - Born free ... taxed to death. - IRS: We've got what it takes to take what you've got. For more best short jokes ever on a related topic see Really Funny Quick Jokes about Money on the page Really Funny Quick Jokes.
- I just let my mind wander, and it didn't come back! - I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out! - A penis has a hole in the end so men can be open minded. - A prostitute with a degree in psychology will blow your mind. - Don't confuse an open mind with one that's vacant. - I don't remember being absent minded. - I live in my own little world, but it's ok, they know me here. For more best short jokes ever on at related topic see Really Funny Short Jokes About Memory on the page Really Funny Short Jokes or Funny One Line Jokes about Life Inside the Human Mind on the page Funny One Line Jokes. 
Warning: Best Short Jokes Ever ... They Will Hit You Hard ~ Pain Jokes - A man walks into a bar and he says ... Ow. - The beatings will continue until morale improves. - I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me. - I can handle pain until it hurts. - A dentist and a manicurist fought tooth and nail.
- Always remember you're unique ... just like everyone else. - No matter where you go, you're there. - The hardness of butter is directly proportional to the softness of the bread. - Everywhere is walking distance if you have the time. - To write with a broken pencil is pointless. - On the other hand, you have different fingers. For more best short jokes ever on at related topic see Truths You Never Knew, You Were Never Going to Miss on the page Short Hilarious Jokes.
- How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on. - Time is the best teacher, but it kills all its students. - A dry cleaner who is in a hurry for a date, will be pressed for time. - It is easier to get older than it is to get wiser. - Some people ask the secret of our long marriage: We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.
- Police were called to a day care where a three-year-old was resisting a rest. - A thief who stole a calendar got twelve months. - A thief fell and broke his leg in wet cement. He became a hardened criminal. - Thieves who steal corn from a garden could be charged with stalking. - The only animal with an asshole in the middle of its back is a police horse. - A women was found in her home in her bath tub surrounded by milk with a spoon up her pussy and a banana up her arse. Police suspect a cereal killer. - Police will arrest a transvestite, and charge him with male fraud. - A crate load of Viagra has been stolen from a distribution depot - police are looking for hardened criminals. - A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pull over!" For more best short jokes ever on at related topic see Doing Time With Funny One Line Jokes on the page Funny One Line Jokes.
- Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener. - Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Marriage is like taking a bath... after you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot. - A diplomat is a man who can convince his wife that a fur coat will make her look fat. - A wise man buys his wife fine china, so she won't trust him to wash it. - When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, "No, one drag is enough. - My wife is always talking about a trip to Europe. I have no objections - I let her talk. For more best short jokes ever on at related topic see Very Short Jokes About the Differences Between Men and Women on the page Very Short Jokes or Really Funny One Liners about Marriage, Husbands and Wives on the page Really Funny One Liners. You like 'quickies'? These short funny jokes make out the 'cherry' of the cake! 'Confucius Say' funny quotes are funny one line jokes that have everything to do with fun and nothing to do with Confucius! What funny one liners lack in length, they win in fun - so prepare for a good laugh! Also some great random funny jokes. Great Car Jokes and Funny Driving Jokes: Automotive Humor at Its Best If you want to read more about personal development, self improvement, self help, motivation, inspiration & spirituality, you can do so at Soren Lauritzen's other two websites (the names say it all): Go to the top of this page about Best Short Jokes Ever Go to the Quotescoop.com Homepage |
