5 Funny Jokes about Men and Women

by Marsha
(Texas, US)

(Visitor's funny one liners and jokes about men and women:)

I got a handful of one liners about men and women for ya'all:

Men are from Earth. Women are from Earth. Deal with it.

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All men are animals. Some just make better pets.

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How can you tell if a man is sexually aroused? He's breathing.

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What are the three words a woman really hates to hear during sex? "Honey, I'm home!"

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Behind every successful man stands ... a surprised mother-in-law.

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