3 Men on a Plane Joke

by Olivia
(England)

There where 3 men on a plane:

- An Indian.
- A Pakistani.
- And an Englishman.

The Indian had a knife.
The Pakistani had an axe.
The Englishman had a bomb.

The Indian dropped the knife out of the plane and parachuted down after it. When he landed, there was a small girl crying.

The Indian asked, "Little girl, why are you crying?"
She replied, "A knife just fell from the sky and killed my cat!"

The Pakistani dropped the axe 10 minutes after the Indian dropped the knife and he parachuted down after it. When he landed there was a young boy crying loudly.

He asked, "Little boy, are you ok? Have you lost your mummy?"
He replied, "No you idiot. An axe came flying from the sky and killed my dog!"

The Englishman was getting depressed and he ignited the bomb and dropped it an parachuted down. When he got down, a young boy was laughing.

He asked, "What are you finding so funny?"
He replied, "I farted and Justin Bieber's house blew up!"